• Ranger School Was Harder Than Iraq (Because I Did Not Have My Brothers)

    Ranger School Was Harder Than Iraq (Because I Did Not Have My Brothers)

    “I woke up in a cold sweat. I had a nightmare that I was still in Ranger School. Thank God I was in Vietnam.” Col. Robert Tex Turner You’re going to think I’m crazy but, at least for this humble mediocre infantryman, Ranger School was harder than Iraq. No, really, it was. I know, it…

  • What is a “Ranger,” Anyway

    What is a “Ranger,” Anyway

    If you ask a bat boy, he’ll give you the narrow definition, “a scroll-wearing member of the 75th Ranger Regiment,” one of the most elite military units in the world, a genuine bada**. According to most everyone else in the Army, it’s much broader: a member of the 75th Ranger Regiment AND/OR a graduate of…

  • Why I Always Carried the Machine Gun

    Why I Always Carried the Machine Gun

    There’s a general rule in Ranger School: if it can be avoided, don’t carry a machine gun, not the SAW, and certainly not the big gun, the 27.6-pound M240B medium machine gun. That is because machine guns are heavier than rifles and have hundreds of rounds of ammo to carry. They are unwieldy and, to make…

  • From the Cutting Room Floor: A Hungry Ranger Has to Eat

    From the Cutting Room Floor: A Hungry Ranger Has to Eat

    I’d be lying if I told you that Iraq was the first time I ate out of the trash. No . . . that dubious honor belongs to Ranger School . . . *** 11:55 p.m., October 2007, Camp Darby, Georgia *** “Psst! Psst! Goldsmith, over here.” Leon and Newton, two of my bat boy…

  • Cruising the Strand: A 44-Mile Journey on LA’s Marvin Braude Bike Trail

    Cruising the Strand: A 44-Mile Journey on LA’s Marvin Braude Bike Trail

    It’s the weekend. The weather is fair, you have a few hours to kill, and you feel up for an adventure. So, you grab your skateboard, spray some WD-40 into the bearings, test the wheels, and head down the hill. A few minutes later, you are at Torrance Beach, just north of the Palos Verdes…

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